Leave the Chil'en at home

I certainly never meant to start my blogging life with two posts two days in a row about kids. That taken in consideration with the name of this blog would lead one to believe I'm anti-procreation. Not true. I feel all well meaning, economically capable people should have some if they so desire.

THAT SAID, I can't find my boss in his office today. I can find his two spawn running around the office shredding documents. A quick glance at what they're shredding shows that its nothing to worry about...mostly crap stuff that needs to be turned into hamster cage padding. The simple fact is that his office is now munchkin land and he's nowhere to be found.

People, leave them kids at home!