It All Started at Fertilization

Monday, October 04, 2004

UPDATE: Demise of a Smoothie Salesman

It appears the Delta (i give him credit for being above Epsilon status simply because there are 8 smoothie recipes) that is Smoothie Guy has been separated from the smoothie shop. Pressing for information from Smoothie Guy's replacement (a comely coed who is at least a Gamma) I found out that he was fired for his drawer consistently coming up light.

I assert that Smoothie Guy was not stealing, simply too dumb to operate a register properly. Now, here's the reason I'm writing this:

Question: Is society a better place with or without Smoothie Guy gainfully employed?