And Now For Something Completely Disturbing

I'm a Drudge addict. I admit it. I don't agree with his slant on everything, nor can I begin to understand his obsessions with human cloning, solar flares or Mexicans, but dammit, he can find some hilarious news stories out there.

He also makes me want to curl up in a ball sometimes as well.

Like this story about The Villages retirement communities in Florida. The Villages is basically the Wal-Mart Super-Wal-Mart Costco on 'roids of master-planned retirement communities.

Viagra + infertility + LOTS of free time = STD cluster.

The wife finds the whole thing hysterical. The wife obviously never peered into her grandfather's shaving kit after he got back from vacation only to see a HUGE tube of KY with a massive squeeze mark in the middle of it. I'm going to go curl up in the corner and rock, now.